Nicholas Woodworth 1979-2009

Yes We Have Sad News To Report, After almost a Year of trying to Connect By Email, Messaged on Myspace and Poked On Facebook, Vanity has come to the sad Conclusion, That Nick Woodworth, World Famous Painter, Is Dead, It is the Only possible Conclusion, for not Hearing from Him for so Long, Hopfully this is not true, and that He is just Trapped under his Many Canveses, Breathing in Noxious Paint Thinner Fumes, and thinking, "Why Did I Not Email Paul Greenwood Back.", If This Is So, Than Hang On Nick, Were Coming to Rescue you.

Vanity At Wondercon 2009

Heads Up Fans, Vanity will be Attending This Friday-Sunday, Wondercon 2009 At the Moscone Center in San Francisco , Many Pictures to Come

The Infamous Chocolate Chip Doughnuts

Yes Here it Is The Infamous Chocolate Chip Doughnuts, A Square Doughnut, Folded over with Chocolate Chips In the Middle and then Dipped In Chocolate and Topped with More Chocolate Chips.

Great New Updates Coming.

Thats right folks, we have new Updates from vanity in London, New York, Salt Lake City, and Points Abroad, were just wating On the pictures to Arrive, The Updates will be coming.

Incident Near Vanitys Place

While Just Resting today, Vanity Heard many Sirens near his house, While Thinking Ths was the Annual Tradition of Santa and The Fire Department Coming By to visit and Handing Out Candy Canes and Oranges to the Kids in the Neighborhood, Until He Heard the Many Sounds of Chainsaws and Ax's , then he Knew something was up, so Walking down to the Next Street over, he saw that A Neighborhood House was on fire and In Front was Five Fire Trucks, two Chiefs Trucks, a Regular Fire Department Truck and A City Police car, Yes All This for One house Fire. Fortunately No One was Injured.

Vanity In Sin City

Vanity Recently Got Back from His Vacation in Sin City, where He had the Good Time of Staying with his Friends Craig, who is shown with him, and Craigs Partner Betto, thanks to them he had a good time on the Strip, Went to A Breast Cancer Benefit, and Just Had All Around Fun

Just a little Update

Just an Update for all of Vanity's fans. After a needed vacation, Vanity is taking a break, until his next updates come in, Just Hanging out, having fun, Going Trick or Treating, as what else Vanity Smurf, Drinking his new Favorite Starbucks Flavor, "Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate", and disputing the Truthfullness of some compromising pictures, which he claims are not him.
So until next Time
See you All
Love Vanity.