The Man Himself.

The Secret Of Vanitys Wealth

This Is the Secret Of Vanity's Wealth. He Comes From Oil, Black Gold, Texas Tea, Yes Vanity's Family Owned Gas Stations, Mobil To Be Exact, The Flying Pegasus.

One Of the First Stops On His Trip

Off To See The World

Well He's Off, Vanity Smurf, that Radiant Metrosexual Smurf That He is, Is Off to see the world, First Off He's Starting in Redding California, "Home Of the Famous Sundial Bridge", Then He's Off to San Francisco, We Think He'll Fit in There, Then Who Knows Where he'll End Up.